Some stuff I forgot to post.
Sarge, talking about the Strahd game he plays in.
“...so I came back to that hag with those werewolves....apparently, 15 werewolves can deal 85 damage in one round.”
At the rally
“What do you call DuckE, Biggles, Brick, Swift and MC hugging?
People I owe sodas: Sarge, Duce, Brick, Waldebie