ok so for some reason i thought doing this would be a good idea... but let me warn you of a few things first. these were done very hasitily. lyric cuts are first ones without lols in them. was edited together by a friend who had not heard either original so timing is off in places. but you will get the general idea.
Get to the suite after Whataburger Everybody's lookin' at me now. Like "Who's this guy with the goofy grin, Why'd we come to this town?" Starin' all around, we just met for the first time I look down all i can do is sigh
Lookin' at me like I'm crazy, everybody seem so anxious. My head is spinnin' and I'm feel like a huge prick Too much burger and I'm nauseous. But that's when il Duce had a great idea
And the Xbox got turned on And the Xbox got turned on And the Xbox got turned on
So i put my hands up, I herped and I derped Everybody's laughin' at me now Herpin mah derp like yeah I run into doors like yeah
Makin' fun of Brick's run, Duce's Grand-Ma and even fking JFK Yeah! it's a party in the Ukraine! Yeah! I'm herpaderpin' like it is Tuesday!
Back at the suite after Billy Bobs Everybody's startin' to wind down. I say "how bout we have some drinks" They all say they're down
So hard with new people all around me More pressure than a Live Chat Party. Hope I don't do something stupid throw up nothin' that is putrid
My head is spinnin' and I'm feel like a huge prick Too much liqour and I'm nauseous. And that's when Brickfungus had a great idea
I Drank some Four Lokos, it's on I Drank some Four Lokos, it's on I Drank some Four Lokos, it's on
im runnin' like a dinosaur i am not a bore we made priceless memories Herpin mah derp like yeah I run into doors like yeah
got jedi vigilante, dom and duce louie black and even fking yozi Yeah! it's a party in the Ukraine Yeah! I'm herpaderpin' like it is Tuesday!
Glad that they all booked their flights (booked their flights) To Dallas for a few nights (a few nights) Each one of them fills me with glee (me with glee) All of these Wheelmen I less then three
So i put my hands up, I herped and I derped Everybody's laughin' at me now Herpin mah derp like yeah-- I run into doors like yeah--
we got psy and zero, brick and ivy and me of course i am Laffy Yeah! it's a party in the Ukraine Yeah! I'm herpaderpin' like it is Tuesday!
im runnin' like a dinosaur i am not a bore we made priceless memories Herpin mah derp like yeah-- I run into doors like yeah--
Wheelmen came to MLG and made fun of me And we left friends eternally Yeah! it's a party in the Ukraine-- Yeah! I'm herpaderpin' like it is Tuesday!
not enough you for you? fine, but again... i did warn you...
I did not believe the lies that all the MLG guys would come to dallas and fill the streets
doritos flew through the air Dr Pepper girls everywhere i thought it all cool and all i could do was stare
It's hard to make myself believe that MLG is for me i asked if i could play splatter flag while they were asleep cause these games aren't made for guys like me
got lots of my wheelmen buds everyone just thought us nuts to come to a place that's just 4v4
I thought it would be a laugh to play on BTB maps but they all just pointed at me and laughed
It's hard to make myself believe that MLG is for me i asked if i could play Revball while they're all asleep cause these games aren't made for guys like me {I'm not elite}
They tell me that my stats are whack {please take me away from here} i say that i just dont give a crap {please take me away from here} why do i tire of MLG? {please take me away from here} is it cus i never got my 50?
to all these mlg guys im weird cus i hate to snipe gave us crazy looks as we pased on by
Anti Pro where you are? met DDay in a bar it was Billy bob's and we had to drive real far
It's hard to make myself believe that MLG is for me Wanna play Hog Demo Derby while they're asleep cause these games aren't made for guys like me {I'm not elite}
It's hard to make myself believe that MLG is for me i asked if i could play Revball while they're asleep cause these games aren't made for guys like me {I'm not elite}
It's hard to make myself believe that mlg is for me i asked if i could play splatter flag while they were asleep halowheelmen will stay my home it seems...
so yeah... between these and that little snippet they were kind enough to add to my interview, i think ive covered the bases on that "anything embarassing" question... so now that i have this posted up i guess should go watch that video. oh dear lord. this cannot end well. well if you made it this far, thanks for putting up with it all. Cheers HWM, i fkin you peeps
brickfungus wrote:
we recruit based on personality and not talent (look at laughy)
you peeps
