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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:06 pm

While watching the HCS during a commercial break... this little gem...

Wiggles: "The Pineapple. James Corden is hosting the Grammy's this year? What else does he do besides that Carpool Karaoke stuff?"

Stembo: "Well, he hosts a late night talk show..."

Wiggles: "Oh..." "I don't stay up late enough to watch that shit."
"Awwwww, "Ruff", just the way your mother likes it, Trebek!"
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:08 pm

StemboShwing wrote:
While watching the HCS during a commercial break... this little gem...

Wiggles: "The Pineapple. James Corden is hosting the Grammy's this year? What else does he do besides that Carpool Karaoke stuff?"

Stembo: "Well, he hosts a late night talk show..."

Wiggles: "Oh..." "I don't stay up late enough to watch that shit."

Thee MC likes this. ::good::
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:27 pm

Discussing the possibilities of life on Mars:

Mecha wrote:
Primordial life is a dry mix
I messed with Duce and got banned. laugh at my expense...
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Feb 19, 2017 5:26 pm

Wiggles wrote:
Yeah, I gave up on pokemon after like the third games. Aren't they not even clever with the names anymore? Like, "this is Cow."
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Re: Classic Quotes

Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:28 am

Someone in the party asks the question, "What do you call the muscle in your fore-arm?"

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Jerry.
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Re: Classic Quotes

Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:36 pm

I come back to my headset and Dragon and MC are chatting.

MC: Dragon is trying to solicit $3000 from me.
Sarge: Uh, why, Dragon?
Dragon: So I can buy a '93 Corvette 01
Sarge: Are you going to help him MC?
MC: Pineapple no!
Dragon: What? I'm just asking for like 1/20th of your salary.
MC: No! You're asking for two and a half months of rent!
Dragon: Yeah! But then we could cruise around in a sweet ass car!

Sarge: *laughing* Honestly, we joke about you being young, Dragon, but this is the first time you've ever said something that made me think of you as young.
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Re: Classic Quotes

Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:06 pm

wait... why is Dragon looking into a 1993? That's a C4 and those are hideous. The C5s have come way down in price and are a far more reliable machine. Look at 1996-2003, yo.
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:14 am

In a lobby waiting for umdz to get back from the bathroom so we can start the game, someone asks a question using a comical, childish voice. (I think it was dodging ruby, but I'm not sure. Correct me if I'm wrong.)

Ruby: If you could be any super hero which one would you be?
Helmonkey: The one that's screwing your mom.
*Everyone chuckles*
Ruby: That's not a super hero. That's a super villain. His name is Step Dad.
*Uproarious laughter*
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Tue Apr 25, 2017 5:33 pm

Funds: Every time I think of what HWM had with Halo 5 Warzone, I think of all the great times we had. It just makes me so happy. I'm thinking about changing my gamertag back.
I've been thinking about it... it's not Halo that defined the "HWM" tag. It's the community that it stands for.

Truer words have never been said.
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:39 am

Swift Strider wrote:
Funds: Every time I think of what HWM had with Halo 5 Warzone, I think of all the great times we had. It just makes me so happy. I'm thinking about changing my gamertag back.
I've been thinking about it... it's not Halo that defined the "HWM" tag. It's the community that it stands for.

Truer words have never been said.



I like this post, whether you change your gamertag back or not. You're still one of us with or without the HWM. Glad you realized it, Funds.
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:50 pm

Playing PUBG with Muffin and Dragon, see a house across the street.

"That house has a rainbow painted on it, I'm gonna go loot it." - Me

Run out in the open across the street to go to rainbow house.

"I bet you're gonna find something great like always." - Dragon

10 seconds later

"Nope. It's empty, just like my love life." - Me
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:02 pm

From a PUBG game before that one with the same people plus me:

Jon, Muffin and Dragon land near each other, I land super early a little bit away. I pick up a shotgun immediately and get the first kill of the game. Thirty seconds later we're talking about looting, spotting other players etc.

I go "I'm just looking for dudes and taking shots"

Jon goes "Sounds just like me!"
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Re: Classic Quotes

Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:12 pm

Talking with Cruckman

Cruck: "An m60 is coming up for auction this September. You should buy this for me M3CH4."

Me: "Did I tell you, I ordered a sword online?"

Cruck: "That's not a machine gun."
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Re: Classic Quotes

Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:18 pm

*Muffin receives a letter from who he presumed to be Hannah*
Muffin- "Thanks Babe."
The Oven- "What'd you just call me!?"
Muffin- "Oh... sorry, Mom."

"You know what they say, once you go dragon, the rest is just laggin'."- T.J. Klune
 
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Re: Classic Quotes

Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:07 pm

Mzoga wrote:
"I'm not sure what a horpie looks like. That's what makes them so dangerous."
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