Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:12 pm
For you, Smitty, the lyrics:
Here are the lyrics. Sing along if you want to!
Hello needler my old friend,
I've come to dual-weild you again.
Because the little pricks at Matchmaking,
Are asking for a little ass-spanking.
And the vision, of some needles in their brains,
Still remains.
Within the sound, of needler.
In Zanzibar I walked alone.
Narrow streets of Warthog bones.
Beneath the Halo in a spinning fan,
I crossed the bridge with needlers in my hands.
Then the nerd was stunned, by the flash of a needle burst,
Then he cursed.
Behind the sound, of needler.
And in the needler light I saw,
Ten thousand victims maybe more.
The rocket launcher of a fallen geek,
His body in a bloody Beaver Creek.
And the voices, of a million, slowly cried,
Cuz they died.
And heard the sound, of needler.
Fools that I yet do not know,
The needler love begins to grow.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my gun that I might needle you.
But my words, like silent, needles fell.
Echoing, the sound... Of needler!
And the people bowed and prayed,
To the needler god they made.
The Bungie website flashed its warning,
In the words that it was forming.
And the site said the one with the needler is greatest of them all,
Cuz he's got balls.
Whisper, the sound... of neelder...
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