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what keeps you hogging?

Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:20 pm

while i foot it when im with other people from this site, i still like to drive every now and again. so my question to all drivers/ ex drivers is... what keeps you hogging?

for me its that feeling that even when you havea bad game, you can say "damit, only 16 wheelmen this time" and everyone will gasp
YOU BROKE TEN?!?!?!

amazing, i know :shrug: :mrgreen:
 
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:40 pm

i like stirring up the hornets nest and watching them fail in their attempts to kill me! i also like it when after a big spree, and when they finally manage to take the Pig down, they abuse my body. It makes me laugh...
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:49 am

It's the little moments. Just yesterday I had an uber moment on a Sandtrap custom infection game.
You know the where where the zombies are super fast and weak and everyone just gets in vehicles and drives around the outer edge? It was one of those.

I join the game, and it starts right away. I see a Gauss and I practically orgasm at the sight of it and jump right in. I don't even wait for a passenger, lol. I take right of as soon as I have a gunner. Eventually my gunner gets assassinated, and I become the last man standing, just driving around the map in a circle (but I wasn't driving on the outside dunes). Man these zombies were clueless. I splattered one of them head-on (taste my bumper fool), and then I managed to get an Oversplat for a splatter spree.
I'm not done yet. I kept going and laughed at all their sad attempts to kill me. At some points I was going so slow because of the maneuvering I was doing (trying to splatter them :mrgreen:) that they could have easily killed me. There's this one thing I did quite a few times: I'd hit one of them and kill them, and then e-brake to fish-tail into a second zombie for a doublesplat. Did that about 3 times in all. I was laughing so hard when I finally died. I never got to be a human again because I kept getting the highest score after that. 8)

I plan on getting a clip of it on Gamevee.
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:34 am

duuuude ive done that too!

i love how everyone gets in a "convoy" but at the end of the game, your always last last one standing
 
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:16 pm

Actually I have a lot more fun with the H3Wheelmen than I do on my own. First time I played with anyone from the Wheelmen group I immediately became addicted to the more organized teamplay, communication, and WINNING! I had the same experience when I dipped into the MLG playlist and one of the guys knew the spawn times of everything and communicated everything. It's just way more fun to play with a reasonably organized team of people who are also fun to play with without hogs or lasers.

Anyway, I find the hog also has extremely addictive qualities because you NEED at least one other person to make it work. It's not like a banshee pilot or tank-fanatic who just needs the laser and they're good. Playing without a driver and a laser humper anymore is extremely frustrating and unfullfilling to me. So it's less the hog that keeps me hogging and more the people. I just can't stand randoms at all anymore. I want a team or I'm playing FFA.
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:12 pm

i like the part where the 12 year olds say: watta bunch of noobs. no one ACTUALLY uses the warthog and does good. *killtacular* *whole party leaves game* :lol:
 
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:07 pm

when a few days ago, the worst game i did i had 40 wheelmen. (very good day). Anyways, me and my gunner, BDKoof, get into the post-game lobby and we're like "awww, damn, only 40." I swore i heard everyone's jaw drop. :lol:
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:44 pm

you're getting 40 a game and your not at master wheelmen? ::shock::

alright, this weekend, im getting on...can i hump that laser for you while my friend runs around trying to find out how to play halo and berts ::cens:: up connection laggs us out? :D
 
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:59 pm

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gettin told that the warthog is a noob weapon. after whoopin the crap outta them.


Yeah, me and Velheka had a social slayer match on rats nest, I got a untouchable. After the game they said we were noobs because all we can do is hog. We met up with them again, this time on isolation. We whooped their ass's again. They were silent in the post game lobby. And We were pretty gracious in victory (Which Is pretty rare for me to whiny liitle bitches like them) and said "Well, There wasn't and hog on that map was their?"
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:06 am

F-Bobby wrote:
gettin told that the warthog is a noob weapon. after whoopin the crap outta them.


I hate it when people call the 'hog a noob weapon in general, but of course they wouldn't say anything about the rocket launcher on small infantry maps, or the sword, or the spartan laser (This really only applies to heavies maps, because it seems like whenever I play there the enemy practically SPAWNS with them). I wonder what inclines people to call it that, and I'm not talking about them calling it a noob weapon because they got owned by it. I'm talking about The large amount of people who say that the hog is for noobs, and pros never use them.

You know, I think I might just make a discussion thread on that. However on-topic I like to think (In my own little world of course) that my main driver sanguis only drives because I'm there to gun for him. :lol:
 
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:16 pm

what keeps me hoggin is that awesome felling when i turn the corner on rats nest with my gunner blazing his weapon and see five people lookin the other way or tryin to get a vehicle and whatchin all the pretty wheelmen medals pop up on my display and laughin about it in the post game lobby.(also splatters keep me hoggin) :lol:
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:35 am

what keeps me going is when people tell you off at the end of the game for usen the hog
 
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:22 am

:splat: splatter :splat: double kill, splatter :splat: triple kille, splatter :splat: overkill, splatter

want to do that moar :twisted:
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:43 am

hearing over proximity chat as i drive over the Standoff Base
Someone kill that F*cking hog!

Jesus Christ! that hog's still going?!

are they still using thier 1st hog!?! what happened to ours?

they're using that one too


and when we're finally taken out!

FINNALLY! holly Shit!
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Re: what keeps you hogging?

Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:03 am

What fustrates people even more is, once they take out your hog you still theres and force them to kill that one and get in your new one after lol.

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